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Hermiton Herald Volume 3

Here we have an image and text version of The Hermiton Herald Volume 3. As we said previously, we are going to be updating you with copies of The Hermiton Herald, the Hermitcraft IN-GAME Newspaper every time there is a new volume. Cub and Cleo have updated the map to the second volume, and here is an image of it. If you want to read a text version, we will also put that below.

Hermiton Herald Volume 3
Taken from ZombieCleo’s episode

HERMITON HERALD VOLUME 3

FORKS FOR NO ONE?

In a world of spoons, ever meal is soup! “Spoons for everyone!” declares future mayor hopeful Mumbo. A campaign promise that made utensil owners everywhere question the ability of the mustached marvel to deliver on his pledges. Local mysterious stew prices have risen in anticipation of an increase in spoon-based sales. Fork heavy industries like steak remain unphased as hands still exist.

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CORRECTION

There has been a slight correction made to the original Hermiton Herald article fixing a typo on the fifth line on the right hand side, Hevy -> Heavy

Our Version

We have transcribed the interview in which these quotes came from, which you can read or watch here.

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